TERMS OF USE
Our lawyers made us include it
and made us use a precious button on our home page to get you here. At
first, we thought the lawyers were a real pain. But then we read the
page. What a Netwakening! It's really important stuff. We took the
legalese the lawyers wrote and translated it into readable English. So
be a smart nethead and read the stuff on this page. It could prevent
you from hearing from our lawyers, or worse yet, from really nasty
people, like prosecutors.
Here's the deal:
We run this site
so that people like you (and people you like) can use it for personal
entertainment, information, education, communication, and
cybergratification. So go ahead and browse around all you like. You can
even download stuff from the site but only for non-commercial, personal
use. If you do, though, don't fool around with the copyright and other
notices all over the stuff. They're there for a really good reason. And
don't even think about distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing,
re-posting, or anything else un-cool with any of the stuff, including
the text, images, audio, and video, for public or commercial purposes
unless we give you written permission. And it's not likely we will.
If you visit our
site, you're also legally obligated to the terms and conditions listed
below and any other law or regulation that applies to the site, the
Internet, the World Wide Web. You shouldn't access or browse the site
if you have any problem with that, because once you start, there's no
turning back -- you are bound by [read: stuck with] the terms and
conditions.
So here's the
scoop on our Top Eleven Rules for Cybersurfers who hang out on our site:
1. For everyone's
sake, just assume that everything on the site is copyrighted unless we
say it's not. So you can't use the stuff except how we say you can on
this page or anywhere else on the site without our written permission.
And like we said before, it's not likely we'll give you permission
anyway. In fact, even if we wanted to, the lawyers are likely to veto
any deal anyway. So it's better you don't even ask.
2. While we try
to include accurate stuff on the site & information products,
we're not promising you it's accurate. In fact, we're not promising you
anything except fun and entertainment. So if you use stuff on the site
& information products, you're using it at your own risk. Don't
call us if there's a problem because we assume no liability or
responsibility for errors or omissions on the site.
3. We and anybody
else who helped us create, produce, or deliver the site are not liable
for any damages you suffer when you use it. In particular, the lawyers
want you to know that our disclaimer includes "direct, incidental,
consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising out of your access
to, or use of, the site. Without limiting the foregoing, everything on
the site is provided to you 'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED
WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON
INFRINGEMENT.
Please note that
some jurisdictions may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties,
so some of the above exclusions may not apply to you. Check your local
laws for any restrictions or limitations regarding the exclusion of
implied warranties. Urgh! What a mouthful from the mouthpieces. We put
all of that in quotes because we couldn't figure out any other way to
say it that the lawyers would accept. But here's the bottom line --
we're not responsible if you're browsing around and the site damages
you or your computer or infects it with any nasty viruses. We sure hope
that doesn't happen, but if it does, don't call us.
4. If you don't
want the world to know something, don't post in on the site in any
bulletin board or anyplace else. That's because anything you disclose
to us is ours. That's right -- ours. So we can do anything we want with
the stuff you post. We can reproduce it, disclose it, transmit it,
publish it, broadcast it, and post it someplace else. We can even send
it to your mother (as soon as we find her address). Not only that, we
can even use any ideas, concepts, know-how, or techniques you post any
way we want to, including, developing, manufacturing and marketing
products or other stuff using the information you post.
5. Pictures of
people or places shown on the site are either our property or someone
else's property we're using with their permission. No matter what, it's
definitely not your property. You or any of your net-friends can't use
it unless we said you could on this page or somewhere else on the site.
And guess what -- we won't say yes. So be careful, Bunky, because
unauthorized use may violate all sorts of nasty laws. Be smart, keep
the stuff you download to yourself.
6. There's also a
lot of trademarks, logos, and service marks on the site that either we
own or we're using with someone else's permission. So don't think you
have any kind of license or right to use them, because you don't and
we're not about to give you one. If you don't leave them alone and mess
with our trademarks, logos and service marks on our site, we'll
probably go ballistic, so will the companies that own the other
trademarks, logos and service marks. That means that we're likely to
sue you or to ask a prosecutor to come after you for messing around
with our property or the property of others.
7. You'll
probably notice we've linked our site to lots of others. While that's
cool, it doesn't mean we've looked at all those sites, much less
checked them out periodically to see what's going on. So don't blame us
if some site you link to is bad or has stuff on it that offends you or
your pets. Go ahead and link, but remember, you're doing it at your
risk.
8. That brings us
to what you do on our own site. While we occasionally listen in on chat
groups, or look at the posting in our discussion groups or on our
bulletin boards, we take no responsibility and assume no liability for
the content of those locations or for any mistakes, defamation, libel,
slander, omissions, falsehoods, obscenity, pornography, or profanity
you might encounter when you visit such places on our site. And don't
be stupid by posting or transmitting any unlawful, threatening,
libelous, defamatory, obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic,
nasty, mean, or profane material or any material that law enforcement
types may consider a criminal offense, get someone in court on a civil
lawsuit, or for that matter violate any law -- anywhere, anytime. While
we certainly respect your privacy, we have no choice but to fully
cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or court which might ask
us who might have posted nasty stuff on our site.
9. Software that
we use on this Site is protected by all sorts of patriotic U.S. laws.
Because of that, you can't download or send the software to anyone in
the vacation travel spots of Cuba, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Iran,
Syria, or any other country where United States has embargoed goods; or
(get this) to anyone on the United States Treasury Department's list of
Specially Designated Nationals, the U.S. Commerce Department's Table of
Deny Orders, or the FBI's Most Wanted Internet Creeps List (just
kidding on the last one). As if that were not tough enough, if you live
in or are a national of any of those lovely places, you're not even
supposed to be reading this page, so beat it!
10. We're also
allowed to change this page and anything else on the site any time we
want to. That's because it's ours and we have the programmers who can
do it. If we do change the page, then you're bound by those changes,
too, whenever you visit our site.
11. If either of
us wants to make something of it and wants to "sue" (a dirty word) then
we have to follow these rules of engagement. (sort of according to the
Geneva Convention):
To the extent you
have in any manner violated or threatened to violate
www.productwealthsecret.com with John Yeo and/or its affiliates '
intellectual property rights, www.productwealthsecret.com with John Yeo and/or its
affiliates may seek injunctive or other appropriate relief in any state
or federal and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and venue in such
courts.
Any other
disputes will be resolved as follows:
If a dispute
arises under this agreement, we agree to first try to resolve it with
the help of a mutually agreed-upon mediator. Any costs and fees other
than attorney fees associated with the mediation will be shared equally
by each of us.
If it proves
impossible to arrive at a mutually satisfactory solution through
mediation, we agree to submit the dispute to binding arbitration, under
the rules of the American Arbitration Association. Judgment upon the
award rendered by the arbitration may be entered in any court with
jurisdiction to do so.
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